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Tuesday Cloudy 15° - 19°



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Oz Slang

Full as a boot
drunk (very)

AFL Ladder

Team P W
Full Ladder

Lionel Hutz

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard.

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