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Currently rising 16.2° Monday
13° - 25°
Wind: NW at 9 km/h, gusting to 15 km/h falling
Relative humidity: 41%
Tuesday Cloudy 15° - 19°



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Uh, how do I say this without being offensive? Marge there ain't enough booze in this place to make you look good.

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