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Currently steady 16.6° Sunday
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Wind: SE at 20 km/h, gusting to 28 km/h rising
Relative humidity: 50%
Monday Sunny 13° - 26°

 

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Up the creek without a paddle
someone that has got themself in a spot of trouble, or done something wrong with no way of undoing it, in a quandary

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Grandpa Simpson

One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.....now where was I.....oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)

Groucho Marx

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7

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