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Oz Slang

Crack a tinnie
open a can of cold beer

Kent Brockman

Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous." But one woman says, "Yes." Marge Simpson.

Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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