What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this (while waving arms over head) whoosh, whoosh. Or the kind that goes like this (while turning head) pabapabapabapa-pssssh. Oh, and there's this kind (while waving arms and turning head) psssh-psssh-psssh.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.