Milhouse
What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this (while waving arms over head) whoosh, whoosh. Or the kind that goes like this (while turning head) pabapabapabapa-pssssh. Oh, and there's this kind (while waving arms and turning head) psssh-psssh-psssh.
Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.