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Currently rising 16.2° Monday
13° - 25°
Wind: NW at 9 km/h, gusting to 15 km/h falling
Relative humidity: 41%
Tuesday Cloudy 15° - 19°



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Grandpa Simpson

One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.....now where was I.....oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)

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