A+ A A-
ozaccess Melbourne Demons

Click to enlarge

The latest AFL Melbourne Demons news articles, video links, AFL Ladder and more.


Melbourne Football Club, nicknamed The Demons, are an Australian rules football club playing in the Australian Football League (AFL), reigning from Melbourne, Victoria. In 1859,[2] a few days after it was founded, some of its members created the code of football that it still plays. In 1862 it competed in what may be the earliest challenge trophy competition, was a foundation member of the Victorian Football Association (VFA) (1877), one of two associations and governing bodies formed in the same year and in 1897 it became a foundation member of the Victorian Football League (VFL) competition which later became the national Australian Football League (AFL).

  • * Record Attendance: 99,346 in round 10 1958
  • * Most Games: 272 by Robert Flower from 1973 to 1987
  • * Biggest finals crowd: 115,802 for the 1956 grand final at the MCG
Full Ladder Team P W L D FOR AGNST % PTS
11 Melbourne 22 10 12 0 1944 1991 97.6 40

Quarter by quarter: WCE v Melbourne

First quarter: Melbourne 3.1 (19) to West Coast Eagles 2.5 (17)

Despite half the inside 50 entries – eight to 16 – and three fewer scoring shots, Melbourne took a two-point lead into the first break.

Melbourne kicked three in a row, courtesy of Billy Stretch, back in the side for the first time since round five, Alex Neal-Bullen, who snapped a beauty on the run, and Jack Viney, who was outstanding with a term-high 14 disposals.

West Coast veteran Drew Petrie landed the first goal of the match – just 45 seconds in – and secured his side’s second at the 23-minute mark.

The Eagles had the last four scoring shots of the term, but wasted them with 1.3.

Max Gawn, in his first match back since round three, had 11 hit outs.

Second quarter: Melbourne 6.6 (42) to West Coast Eagles 5.7 (37)

It was a see-sawing second term, with four lead changes.

Both sides kicked three goals each, but when...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Quarter by quarter: WCE v Melbourne

Recent form the only focus: Jennings

CRAIG Jennings says Melbourne has only focused on West Coast’s recent form – not previous records or this year’s JLT Community Series game against the Eagles.

Jennings, the red and blue’s game analyst and education coordinator, said Melbourne was a team “that doesn’t look backwards and is not too concerned about previous results”.  

“We’re just planning for what we’ve seen in West Coast this year and planning to execute our own game style, so we don’t get too hung up on what our opposition do, but we acknowledge their strengths and we look for weaknesses that we can exploit,” he told melbournefc.com.au.

“But, really, we focus on our game style and it’s a contested footy game style, and we want that to come to the fore every week – no matter who the opponent is.

“What’s more important than last year and the JLT game is West Coast’s recent form and how they’re playing at the moment....

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Recent form the only focus: Jennings

Casey makes it five in a row

CASEY has secured its fifth consecutive win on the back of a six-goal haul from Sam Weideman at Box Hill City Oval on Saturday afternoon.

The Demons ran out 26-point victors over the ladder-leaders Box Hill to continue their excellent patch of form.

Casey Demons 14.15 (99) defeated Box Hill Hawks 11.7 (73).

The Hawks entered round 10 on top of the VFL table and fresh off the bye last week, with their only blemish coming in the form of a draw against Port Melbourne a fortnight ago.

But despite a late charge from Tyrone Vickery with three of his four goals scored in the final term, they failed to hit the front all afternoon, and had no match for Weideman.

After making their AFL debuts in the same game of round 20 last season, Kurt Heatherley had the task of manning Weideman. But it was the young Demon who took the honours.

Weideman was electrifying with five of his six goals coming in...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Casey makes it five in a row
Tags: row,casey

We plan for tight games: Goodwin

MELBOURNE captain Jack Viney and coach Simon Goodwin have revealed the recipe to come from the clouds and shock West Coast at home.

When Melbourne was 16 points down approaching time-on in the final term at Domain Stadium, the flying Eagles looked home.

But one part strategy mixed with some Demon spirit saw them surge home to win 15.9 (99) to 14.12 (96).

Goodwin hailed it as one of the best wins in his tenure, but said it was no fluke.

“We spend a fair bit of time on our late-game scenarios, we reminded our group and went through them numerous times over the last month,” Goodwin said.

“So it’ something they’re continuing to get better at.

“Obviously with a young group, earlier in the season we lost some close games so we’ve learnt from those experiences and we seem to be executing late in games a bit better.

“I think that’s the way the competition is at the moment, it’s so close and...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: We plan for tight games: Goodwin

Talking points: WCE v Melbourne

1. Smart, Max
Footy’s missed big Max Gawn. And it’s not just his wicked taps to advantage which ignited Melbourne’s charge, it’s just him. Maybe the Max highlight came when he ‘munged’ a kick forward during the second term which fortuitously landed in the arms of Mitch Hannan. His smile towards the crowd as if to say ‘how good was that’ summed up the way the lovable big fella goes about it. Speaking of lovable big fellas, how good was Drew ‘The Dish’ Petrie for the Eagles? It’s been a while between drinks but the 34-year-old reminded us what a fabulous key forward he’s been for 321 games now. In just his fifth game for West Coast, and in the absence of Coleman medallist Josh Kennedy, The Dish nailed four goals and even took a few of his trademark plucks. It was a crucial contribution with Jack Darling being held goalless.

2. What’s your decision?
Did Will Schofield really clock Clayton...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Talking points: WCE v Melbourne

Melbourne records memorable win in west

MELBOURNE has snatched a heart-stopping three-point victory and ended a 15-year hoodoo against West Coast in Perth, with one-time star defender Tom McDonald booting a miraculous goal in the final minute to clinch a thriller. 

McDonald kicked his fifth major in the dying seconds as he was being tackled to the ground in the goalsquare by Jeremy McGovern, sealing a stunning 15.9 (99) to 14.12 (96) triumph for the brave visitors.

It was the 11th lead change of a pulsating contest, and in the desperate last seconds the Demons pushed all bar one of their players into defence as they held on without stars Jesse Hogan, Nathan Jones and Jack Watts. 

"It was such a big moment there was only 20 seconds to go in the game," Dees coach Simon Goodwin said of McDonald's match-winner.

"To come back the way we did – with six minutes to go we were 16 or 17 points down – so the spirit of the group and...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Melbourne records memorable win in west

We have genuine belief in our team: Tyson

DOM Tyson says his team has a genuine belief that it can win from any position, particularly after securing a stirring win over the West Coast Eagles at Domain Stadium on Saturday night.

Speaking soon after Melbourne’s come-from-behind three-point win, Tyson said the win hadn’t “quite sunk in” after Tom McDonald kicked the match-winner in the dying stages.

“I don’t know, did we steal it? Did we deserve to win?” he told Melbourne TV.

“I know we played a good brand – we just timed it well. Tommy’s played an unbelievable game and he’s just popped up at the right moment. Everyone just did their little bit, in that last couple of minutes.

“I felt confident throughout the game – even when they (West Coast) got a couple of goals up, I just feel like there is this belief. It’s not really talked about, but it’s building and it’s a good train to be on at the moment. We are just turning corners...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: We have genuine belief in our team: Tyson

McDonald the Melbourne match-winner

TOM McDonald says it was “bloody exciting” to kick the match-winner and secure a stunning three-point win over the West Coast Eagles at Domain Stadium on Saturday night.

McDonald kicked a career-best five goals in an outstanding performance, which helped Melbourne to its first win over West Coast since 2009 – and its first over the Eagles in Perth since 2002. The versatile tall said it was a moment he would never forget.

“I can’t stop smiling really. I thought we were nearly done with five or six minutes to go and we were down by two or three goals,” he told Melbourne TV.

“We just got that little burst of energy from a few guys and then all of a sudden we got a sniff and guys were just digging a little deeper.

“We had a little bit of luck with the last kick, but you need them sometimes and we’ll take it this time.”

Despite producing some fine defensive roles over the years, McDonald...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: McDonald the Melbourne match-winner

Goodwin lauds courageous Viney

COACH Simon Goodwin says co-captain Jack Viney’s 38-disposal performance, in Melbourne’s three-point win over the West Coast Eagles at Domain Stadium on Saturday night, was nothing short of outstanding.

Although Goodwin was full of praise for Viney – who led Melbourne as sole skipper, in the absence of the injured Nathan Jones – he said the tenacious ball-winner would be assessed during the week after injuring his shoulder.

Viney was forced to the rooms with the injury, but later returned to lay a bone-jarring bump on opposing skipper Shannon Hurn. Goodwin couldn’t speak highly enough of the hard-at-it Demon.

“He was enormous, Jack. He went off with a shoulder [injury] for a little while and he had 26 contested possessions for the night,” he said.

“He’s just an incredible player around the contest and he was unbelievable, as our skipper.

“He was a little bit sore – he was off for 10...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Goodwin lauds courageous Viney

Salem seals two-year deal

MELBOURNE has secured silky defender Christian Salem to a new two-year contract extension.

Salem was due to fall out of contract at the end of this season, but the newly inked deal will see him remain a Demon until the end of 2019.

The 21-year-old has finally developed continuity in his football this season, after injury and illness restricted him to just eight matches in 2016. 

Salem, pick No.9 in the 2013 NAB AFL Draft, has missed just one game in 2017, due to suspension, and has established himself in a key role across half-back and on the wing.

"There were no concerns about going into the season unsigned from my end," Salem told AFL.com.au.

"I knew my manager (Paul Connors) and the club were going to get it done eventually so it was just a matter of time."

Salem is averaging a career-high 22 disposals this year, with his elite ball use and composure under pressure proving to be...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Salem seals two-year deal

VFL player review: round nine

CASEY coach Justin Plapp reviews the Melbourne-listed players who played in the VFL

2017 Peter Jackson VFL
Saturday, June 17, 7pm
Casey Demons 10.15 (75) d Footscray 9.8 (62)
Casey Fields

From the coach …

“It was a pretty significant time for our club on the weekend – at AFL and VFL level. We were similar in the way we played and we game the results we wanted. I felt from a win point-of-view – it was our most significant team and four quarter effort over the course of the year. We went in with some clear priorities and KPIs, around the way we wanted the game to look. To our players’ credit, they did a magnificent job in playing the way that we needed them to. It took us the full 120 minutes to get the job done, but it was certainly not an easy night. It was very dewy and the conditions were tough for the players, but we felt we were able to play that part of the game better than...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: VFL player review: round nine

Two forced changes for round 14

MELBOURNE has regained 2016 All-Australian Max Gawn for Saturday’s clash against the West Coast Eagles at Domain Stadium, but has lost co-captain Nathan Jones (quadriceps) and forward Jack Watts (hamstring).

The Demons have also included speedster Billy Stretch for his first match since round five, after shining for Casey in recent times.

Key forward Sam Weideman, ball-winner Ben Kennedy and defender Josh Wagner have been named emergencies.

Coach Simon Goodwin said it was great to have Gawn back in the side after being sidelined with a hamstring injury since round four. He added that Stretch had worked hard to get back in the side after playing the opening five games of the season.

“[We’ve] got a couple of injuries this week with the skipper going out for probably four to six weeks with a quad strain,” Goodwin said about Jones on Melbourne TV

“Jack Watts has just pulled up a little...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Two forced changes for round 14
Tags: forced

Gawn returns, Pedersen remains in side

THE RETURN of Melbourne ruckman Max Gawn does not spell the end for undersized fill-in Cam Pedersen, with coach Simon Goodwin set to reward the utility with a new role in the 22 this week.

Gawn is a certain starter against West Coast on Saturday night after 10 weeks on the sidelines with a serious hamstring injury, boosting the Demons as they search for their first win against the Eagles since 2009.

The versatile Pedersen has played every game since round six, with the 193cm utility improving his output in the ruck, and Goodwin was keen to find a role for him alongside Gawn.  

"'Pedo' will play. He's been in exceptional form and we want to be a club that rewards players in good form," Goodwin said on Thursday. 

"He's playing really well at the moment for us, so we'll continue to reward that.

"I won't go into too much detail (on his role), because we've still got a bit to work through...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Gawn returns, Pedersen remains in side

Co-captain to miss four to six weeks

CO-CAPTAIN Nathan Jones will miss the next four to six weeks after injuring his quadriceps during last Sunday’s 57-point win over the Western Bulldogs at Etihad Stadium.

Jones, who moved to equal equal 10th with Brett Lovett for the most Melbourne games last round, is likely to miss the greatest amount of time in a season during his 235-game career, which started in 2006.

Elite performance manager Dave Misson confirmed the triple best and fairest winner would be sidelined until at least late July.

“He’s got a decent strain of his rectus femoris [muscle] – his kicking leg,” he told Melbourne TV.  

“We just want to be pretty cautious with that. Sometimes that can be a tough injury to rehab and we really want Nathan at the backend of the season.

“So, he’ll probably be four to six [weeks].”

Misson said forward Jack Watts (hamstring tightness) will have to pass a fitness test before being...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Co-captain to miss four to six weeks

Goodwin inducted into Hall of Fame

SIMON Goodwin’s football CV is magnificent.

A hard running and creative wingman, who played in two premiership sides for Adelaide and a couple more sides that should have. Three best and fairests and five All-Australian selections help complete what was a marvellous career.

Yet what drove Goodwin throughout his 14 seasons at AFL level was this nagging self-doubt. Was he really good enough to play at the level?

As he explained to the AFL Record ahead of his induction into the Australian Football Hall of Fame, he was small for his age throughout his childhood. He was forever being placed into what he called the ‘never going to make it basket’.

Hall of Fame inductee Simon Goodwin with AFL Chairman Richard Goyder. (Photo: Michael Willson/AFL Media)

“I wasn’t self-conscious and perhaps I lacked self-confidence, but with that came perseverance to prove people wrong and that’s what drove me...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Goodwin inducted into Hall of Fame

Anything is possible, says Viney

ANYTHING is possible for Melbourne in 2017 if it can continue its excellent form, according to co-captain Jack Viney.

The Dees have climbed from 11th on the ladder to fifth over the past month, stamping their premiership credentials with a 57-point thrashing of the Western Bulldogs on Sunday.

They are now just two wins behind ladder leaders Adelaide, but also find themselves only two wins ahead of 15th-placed Carlton with every team having now played 12 games.

It's a position that provides both challenges and opportunities for the Dees, who are looking to break an 11-year finals drought.

"You look at the ladder at the moment and the competition's so close," Viney said on Monday.

"You've got to be on your game every week. You could lose one or two and find yourself down towards the bottom, or up the top.

"Where we're sitting on the ladder and the opportunities later in the season ......

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Anything is possible, says Viney
Tags: viney

Hibberd, Salem and Garlett in AFL's best 22


CARLTON defenders made up half the backline of the round 13 Team of the Week, brought to you by Accor Hotels.

There were no standout key forwards from the final bye round with the most goals from an individual capped at three.

It was Blues' trio Liam Jones, Sam Docherty and Kade Simpson that made compelling cases for themselves in their impressive win over Gold Coast.

Richmond might have fallen to the Sydney Swans, but defensive pair Davis Astbury and Alex Rance did all they could to get the Tigers over the line.

Michael Hibberd was the other member of the back six, and one of three Melbourne players to make the cut after the Demons' big win over the Western Bulldogs.

Christian Salem and Jeff Garlett were the others, with Clayton Oliver and Jordan Lewis unlucky to miss out.

Trent Cotchin, Dan Hannebery, Mitch Duncan, Darcy Byrne-Jones, Oscar McDonald and Robbie Gray were others who...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Hibberd, Salem and Garlett in AFL's best 22

Pedersen, McDonald make their mark

SLOTTING Max Gawn back into a firing Melbourne outfit might not be as simple as it seems.

Bringing back the dominant ruckman should be an easy task and Demons coach Simon Goodwin had no doubts about selecting the big man to face West Coast on Saturday at Domain Stadium when he spoke on the weekend. 

Fair enough too – Gawn's a gun. 

However, it's worth noting how good his unlikely replacements have been. 

Since Gawn went down in round three against Geelong with a right hamstring injury, Cameron Pedersen and Tom McDonald are playing some of the best football of their lives, according to the Schick AFL Player Ratings.

Pedersen came into the side in round six and has played every game since. The 30-year-old is having a career-best season and is the ninth-ranked player in the competition in 2017. 

In the 57-point win against the Western Bulldogs last Sunday, the makeshift ruckman scored...

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Pedersen, McDonald make their mark

The team review: round 13

Team Review_R13_2.jpg

Team Review_R13_3.jpg


Melbourne notched up its seventh win for the season and made it three in a row, when it produced a 57-point win over the Bulldogs – its greatest winning margin so far in 2017. The Demons also won all four quarters – something they haven’t achieved in a match this year. After holding the Bulldogs goalless in the first term, and leading by 25 points at quarter-time, Melbourne ran away with the match. The Dees led by 33 points at half-time and 50 points at three quarter-time, before they recorded their biggest victory over the Bulldogs since Garry Lyon kicked 10 goals in the 1994 first semi-final. It was also Melbourne’s first win over the Dogs at Etihad Stadium since round 19, 2007, when Mark Riley was coach.

The stat

Melbourne sits fifth on the ladder after 13 rounds. The most recent time the Demons were this high on the ladder after 13 rounds was 2006, when they were fourth....

Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: The team review: round 13
Tags: review,team

Hibberd leads round 13 AFLCA votes

EVERY round, the AFL coaches vote for the best players from their game. The coaches vote for five players, giving them a mark from 1-5.

The maximum a player can score is 10 (with five votes from both coaches). 

7 Luke Shuey (WC)
5 Sam Mitchell (WC)
5 Patrick Dangerfield (Geel)
4 Mitch Duncan (Geel)
3 Mark Hutchings (WC)
3 Lewis Jetta (WC)
2 Elliot Yeo (WC)
1 Nathan Vardy (WC) 

10 Sebastian Ross (StK)
6 Jack Billings (StK)
4 Josh Bruce (StK)
3 Leigh Montagna (StK)
3 Dylan Roberton (StK)
2 Todd Goldstein (NM)
1 Jarryn Geary (StK)
1 Jack Sinclair (StK)

10 Alex Rance (Rich)
6 Nic Newman (Syd)
4 Jake Lloyd (Syd)
3 Isaac Heeney (Syd)
3 Tom Papley (Syd)
2 Bachar Houli (Rich)
2 Zak Jones (Syd) 

10 Dayne Zorko (BL)
8 Paddy Ryder (PA)
6 Darcy Byrne-Jones (PA)
4 Robbie Gray (PA)
1 Ryan Bastinac (BL)
1 Ollie Wines (PA) 


Read full article on AFL Melbourne AFLComAu

Read more: Hibberd leads round 13 AFLCA votes

Round 12
When Home Away Venue
Thursday, 18 June (7:20 pm) Adelaide 12.13 (85) def. by Hawthorn 17.12 (114) Adelaide Oval (crowd: 49,108)
Friday, 19 June (7:50 pm) Richmond 10.10 (70) def. by West Coast 13.12 (90) MCG (crowd: 45,178)
Saturday, 20 June (1:40 pm) Carlton 17.8 (110) def. Port Adelaide 16.10 (106) MCG (crowd: 27,693)
Saturday, 20 June (4:35 pm) Greater Western Sydney 8.13 (61) def. by North Melbourne 18.9 (117) Spotless Stadium (crowd: 7,824)
Saturday, 20 June (7:20 pm) Western Bulldogs 22.14 (146) def. Brisbane Lions 11.8 (74) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 21,129)
Sunday, 21 June (3:20 pm) Geelong 13.11 (89) def. by Melbourne 18.5 (113) Simonds Stadium (crowd: 28,007)
Bye: Collingwood, Essendon, Fremantle, Gold Coast, St Kilda, Sydney

Round 13
When Home Away Venue
Thursday, 25 June (6:10 pm) Fremantle 12.8 (80) def. Collingwood 11.7 (73) Domain Stadium (crowd: 37,145)
Friday, 26 June (7:50 pm) Sydney 11.11 (77) def. by Richmond 14.11 (95) SCG (crowd: 37,579)
Saturday, 27 June (1:40 pm) Hawthorn 16.18 (114) def. Essendon 11.10 (76) MCG (crowd: 62,500)
Saturday, 27 June (4:35 pm) Brisbane Lions 10.9 (69) def. by Adelaide 11.16 (82) Gabba (crowd: 18,146)
Saturday, 27 June (7:20 pm) St Kilda 7.14 (56) def. by Western Bulldogs 9.8 (62) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 26,511)
Sunday, 28 June (3:20 pm) Carlton 14.19 (103) def. Gold Coast 9.15 (69) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 30,207)
Bye: Geelong, Greater Western Sydney, Melbourne, North Melbourne, Port Adelaide, West Coast

Round 14
When Home Away Venue
Thursday, 2 July (7:20 pm) Sydney 14.10 (94) def. Port Adelaide 12.12 (84) SCG (crowd: 28,316)
Friday, 3 July (7:50 pm) Collingwood 12.19 (91) def. by Hawthorn 15.11 (101) MCG (crowd: 75,880)
Saturday, 4 July (1:40 pm) Richmond 10.18 (78) def. Greater Western Sydney 10.9 (69) MCG (crowd: 35,968)
Saturday, 4 July (4:40 pm) Gold Coast 19.11 (125) def. North Melbourne 10.10 (70) Metricon Stadium (crowd: 14,444)
Saturday, 4 July (7:30 pm) Western Bulldogs 9.10 (64) def. Carlton 7.11 (53) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 31,445)
Saturday, 4 July (7:10 pm) Melbourne 9.6 (60) def. by West Coast 16.18 (114) TIO Stadium (crowd: 11,873)
Sunday, 5 July (1:10 pm) Essendon 8.4 (52) def. by St Kilda 25.12 (162) Etihad Stadium (crowd: 38,020)
Sunday, 5 July (2:40 pm) Fremantle 13.6 (84) def. Brisbane Lions 7.6 (48) Domain Stadium (crowd: 32,970)
Sunday, 5 July (cancelled) Adelaide vs. Geelong Adelaide Oval
  • The match between Adelaide and Geelong was cancelled following the death of Adelaide coach Phil Walsh on 3 July, with each team receiving two premiership points. It was the first premiership match ever to be cancelled outright, rather than rescheduled or postponed, in VFL/AFL history.[2][30] Starting times of some other matches were adjusted slightly to accommodate tributes to Walsh.[31]
  • St Kilda recorded its highest score – 25.12 (162) – and greatest winning margin – 110 points – in matches against Essendon.[32]

Weather Melbourne

Possible shower
Currently rising 11.9° Sunday
- 14°
Wind: N at 22 km/h, gusting to 26 km/h steady
Relative humidity: 60%
Monday Possible shower 7° - 13°



Videos The Demons

Melbourne Demons: 2016

Round 5 AFL - Melbourne v Richmond Highlights

Melbourne v Hawthorn: Final 10 Minutes - Round 20, 2016

Round 4 AFL - Collingwood v Melbourne Highlights

Round 20 AFL - Melbourne v Hawthorn Highlights

Round 5 Richmond Tigers Vs Melbourne Demons 2017 Highlights

Melbourne vs Greater Western Sydney: Fourth Quarter - Round 1, 2016

Melbourne vs Port Adelaide: First Quarter - Round 21, 2016

Melbourne Demons: Twenty Goals vs North Melbourne - Round 3, 2016

Power v Demons highlights - R21, 2016

Port Adelaide v Melbourne highlights - R10, 2016

Melbourne vs Richmond: First Quarter - Round 5, 2016

Round 18 AFL - West Coast Eagles v Melbourne Demons Highlights

Round 1 AFL - Melbourne v GWS Giants Highlights

Melbourne vs Port Adelaide: Fourth Quarter: Round 21, 2016

Melbourne vs Richmond: Fourth Quarter - Round 5, 2016

Cloud AFL Melbourne Demons

Weather Search

Oz Slang

Banged up

AFL Ladder

Team P W
Sydney 22 17
Geelong 22 17
Hawthorn 22 17
Greater Western Sydney 22 16
Adelaide 22 16
West Coast 22 16
Western Bulldogs (P) 22 15
North Melbourne 22 12
St Kilda 22 12
Port Adelaide 22 10
Melbourne 22 10
Collingwood 22 9
Richmond 22 8
Carlton 22 7
Gold Coast 22 6
Fremantle 22 4
Brisbane Lions 22 3
Essendon 22 3
Full Ladder

Principal Skinner

Oh, you think this stolen 'H' is a laugh riot, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl! Well, I guess that is a little funny.

Groucho Marx

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Sign In or Create Account